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Quick Quizzes

Who is hiding behind the reeds ready to go 'Snap!'

(Chester)

Who are the squirrels running from?
(Scary Bear)

Who is stuck in the mud?
(Baby)

Who learns to fly?
(Little Bat)

Who would Wolf like to eat for his Sunday dinner?
(Goose)

Who gives her baby twin sisters a BIG hug?
(Alberta)

 

 

Jokes

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

A: Time to get a new bed!

 

Q: Why don't Elephants ever get rich?

A: Because they're paid peanuts!

 

Little Bat Learning To Fly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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