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Previous Jokes of the Month

Q. What is a crocodile's favourite game?

A. Snap!

(Holly, aged 6)

 

Q. How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A. When your nose touches the ceiling!

(Madeline, aged 13.)

 

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a frige?

A. Open the door, put the giraffe in and shut the door.

 

Q. How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

A. Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and shut the door.

 

 

Q. The Lion King is hosting an animal meeting. All the animals but one attended. Who is it and why?

A. The elephant because he's still stuck in the fridge.

 

Q. You need to cross a crocodile infested creek. You are alone and have no tools. How do you get across?

A. Swim across. All the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

 

Joke sent in by: Madeline 13, Dominique 10 and
Nicholas 8